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Post by vampirE on Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:41 pm

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's

and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter

and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a

sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are

really only four types of bras to choose from.

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The

saleslady replied:

There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the

Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the

differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,

and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,

and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out

what the letters stood

for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enorm! ous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

I always used to wonder about those alphabetical

sizes.....hehehe, now i know!!

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