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Farmer and the Cow

Post by s@qu!b on Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:11 pm

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!lol!

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Post by vampirE on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:25 am

hahahaha

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Post by Loggen on Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:06 pm

ha ha ha..nice jokes

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Post by dead._.dance on Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:06 am

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