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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:06 pm

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:06 pm

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:07 pm

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:07 pm

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:07 pm

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick .

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:07 pm

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND :You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:08 pm

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the
sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:08 pm

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : "A teacher".

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:08 pm

Waiter :- Would you like to Have BLACK COFFEE..
COUSTOMER : "What other colors do you have?"

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:08 pm

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:09 pm

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”




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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:09 pm

A man placed an advertisement in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: “You can have mine.”

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:10 pm

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:11 pm

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:12 pm

Policeman arrested a prostitute. prost: I’m not selling sex. Police: Then what r u doing? Prost: I’m selling condoms & offering free demo.

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:12 pm

Types Of GIRLS

HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look
beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.


VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something.

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:13 pm

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:14 pm

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:17 pm

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:17 pm

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:18 pm

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem
2)dogs dont go shoping
3)u can giv away ur dogs children
4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:19 pm

girl askd a plastic surgen 2 make another hole near her ass. Surgen ws surprisd & askd, why? Girl :"Business is gud,so,opening a new branch.

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:19 pm

Good manners of a male penis:

1.Courteous - It stands before performing

2.Emotional - It cries during the performance

3.Polite - It bows down after the performance!

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:20 pm

Women have four types of sex:

1.Asthmatic - Ah aah,ah,ah

2.Obidient - Yes oh yes ah yes

3.Greedy - More,more more please

4.Religious - Oh God,oh god!

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Post by s@qu!b on Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:22 pm

A woman and a man were sleeping and suddenly the woman cries and say get up my husband is home and the man got out of the window and sceam but i'm your husband

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