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Post by dhamphir on Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:41 am

Im not under d affluence
of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish
and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

Last night i wanted to send u
a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until
i read it upside down...

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness
GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH
MEN??

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder
oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!

Piss
the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT
BACKWARDS!!

Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a
mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with
your thumb!

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat
idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN
CAT!

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin
F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!

HOW
TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED
*press up*

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a
heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than
have a heart without U!

if u notice this notice you will notice that this
notice is not worth noticing!!!

I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the
"O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls

wanted to send u something
nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the
mailbox!

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the
beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for
the inconvenience

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me
randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I
said!

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute
beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own
REFLECTION

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile...
The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout
me-How r u?

You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming
Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me
everyday!

Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got
class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong
number!

Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in
pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong
number

NEWS FLASH: The toilets at a local police station have been
stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

NEWSFLASH.. Police
arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating
fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.

*NEWSFLASH* An
independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are
crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

*NEWSFLASH* A
woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which
was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial
killer!

*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty
& very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you
think i shood hide?)

NEWFLASH tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000
tampons for £1.No strings attacthed but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good
deal!

I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample
was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the
piss

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case
against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me
out-so hurry up!

i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent &
report 2 my bedroom

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night
and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you
for christmas!

Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at
me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur
smiling who wil it go2 next?

Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful
text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging
& in poor signal.til low battery do us part?

girls are like phones.
we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be
disconnected!

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find-
comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always
close 2 ur heart!

THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN
ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY
INCONVINIENCE

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on
Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me
for the next 12 months!!!!

why do i text u? its my choice its my way of
sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my
hearts.

Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky
and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my
roof?

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats
bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do
with IT?

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions,
tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading
this text

God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze
god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you
SEXY
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